Everyone, meet Eroded Pride

It’s pretty funny to hear scenester-metal kids talk about bands like this. They preach with a droll gravitas that makes you, if for only a second, believe that their music sucks less by comparison. With confidence I can tell you that on a microscopic level… the scenester kids are probably right.

Eroded Pride’s music is nothing short of a comedic vision quest. The vocals sound like a drunkard yelling through a desk fan, the guitars are the uninspired product of hundreds of nights spent tabbing pantera songs, and ironically to their credit, they don’t actually have a drummer.

If any one thing is funnier than the music itself, their offical website gives it a run for it’s money…

…Emboss filter?.. check. Gaudy color choices?.. check. Text content composed by someone who uses English as a second language?.. double check. However, they’re clearly proud of all of the links in the above categories.

L.O.L.

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