-Ol Swerdlow…

…And probably everyone else within earshot of a TV right about now.

Apparently, the Judge ordered Paris Hilton back to jail to serve her full 45 Day sentence. Oh, I can only imagine how the hard slap of reality to the face must have felt. Again, I’m not losing any sleep. Serve your time, and shut up!

So I’ve been enjoying a vegetarian diet for the better part of six months now. I’m 25lbs lighter, my uniforms fit better, and coworkers have mentioned a more pleasant disposition on my behalf.

I’m happy with it so far… Six months ago, you couldn’t get me in the same area code as spinach, broccoli, bell peppers, cabbage, or god forbid… asparagus. Now I’m making sandwiches out of this stuff…

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