Read it here, because he’ll probably delete the original.
I know you’re thinking it, and so am I.
I’m an asshole.
I stumbled upon this guy’s site today. I’m not exactly sure what possessed me to not only browse his website, but read his blog. I suppose boredom payed a large role, but this was different. Today, I took a journey into a level of depravity so vapid, so delusional, that I had no option but to what was best for everyone: Share it with the world.
His blog links directly to his myspace page, where you can read up on Eddie The Star’s latest eHappenings. Just-so-happens, The Star is a sociopath beyond anything I’m willing to admit that I’ve seen before. Allow me to present you with a direct copy / paste from his blog, because god knows he’s going to remove it once english speaking people above the age of seven begin to read it…
September 17, 2007 - Monday - 11:32 AM Starwood Preffered Guest - W HOTELS N’stuff - Earlier in January of this year, I was fortunate enough to be taken to a W Hotel by an acquaintence I shall name Mr.X. Now, for those of you not familiar, W Hotels.. It is a brand of Ultra High Class, Sheik and totally expensive hotels. The W Hotel is not just a “hotel” its a full sensory experience. Their are four in California, and many throughout the United States and other countries.In January, when Mr.X took me to the W Hotel, I was awestruck and at a loss for words. However, I was also saddened when Mr.X in his typical fashion boasted about how this is a “once in a lifetime experience” and ” Not a Normal Hotel for Normal People” Basically, I was being told that I should appreciate the experience becasue this Hotel was out of my league.Well Well Well, Guess What Mr.X ? I am Eddie Starr! !
When I am determined and really like something, I get it, end of subject.That being said, I would like to share with the world (actually I only care about Mr.X seeing this) exactly how many times I have stayed since January. Starwood preffered guest is about to upgrade my membership status to Platinum. Mr.X told me that he has been wokring for years to acquire Platinum status, it took me 9 months . .So MR.X, how do you feel about this,
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I just thought i’d take a minute to gloat towards the direction of Mr.X.
He made me feel inadaqute in January and I will never forget that. A note to everyone, we are all equals.. However, when my Integrity and core humility is dissassembled I become defensive, I guess my way of defending myself in this situation was to stay at the W Hotels (all of them in California) more times in 10 months than Mr.X has stayed in Five Years.I don’t want congratulations, just a realization for Mr.X,
The world does not revolve around his arrogence and money and suddenly the gap between the Ultra Rich and Middle Class has closed in a bit.and Mr.X think about that before you start playing the “I am better than you because I wipe my ass with Gold Toilet Paper” game with others. Yes, you may have it all, but I am not far behind you. The only difference between us is I will let my friends wipe their bums with the gold toilet paper and not keep it all to myself.
LOVE YOU ALL!
-Eddie Star
Uh… may…zing… wasn’t it? I left the following comment on his blog:
As a random blog reader, I find myself at a loss for words here.
From what I can tell, it sounds like Mr. X got off easy. What kind of egomaniacal cobb stays at a hotel 23 times to prove a point? In fact, what kind of idiot stays at an expensive hotel 2 times to prove a point?…
I think your large sum of money would be better spent on therapy. What we have here is a fine example of what a tragically poor self image will do to someone. Vanity, and attention-seeking behavior are, by and large, the easiest tell-tale signs of a lonely, lonely person.
I don’t think I’ll be too surprised when he denies to make my comment public. 
Because of this, I feel that you guys should comment here instead. Let’r rip, komedy komandos. Make me proud!
September 20th, 2007 at 12:35 am
One time, this bastard told me his flight was free because he spent 5,000 bucks on his credit card. Braggart, acting all high-n-mighty in front of us cash paying travelers. The next day, I went and signed up for a credit card. And you know what I did? I showed that fool that we can all get a free flight if we apply ourselves. There’s no difference between us and them. To Wal-Mart I went!- I bought 5,000$ worth of toilet paper, of all sorts! The free flight is mine, all mine!
September 20th, 2007 at 8:58 am
The W is a shit hole.
Sneech.
September 20th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Looks like Mr. X responded on his own blog:
“I did my best to lure the lithesome 20-something man-boy into my car with teddy bears and chocolates but he was having none of it. When I told him of my French coffee press back at The W, his attitude changed from indifference to sudden interest. “You are all mine!” I said excitedly to myself.”
“I opened the passenger side door, coasted to a stop and he got in. My loins were wanting as I could detect a strong odor of Axe Body Spray. He nestled up to me, put his head on my shoulder and began to talk about his rough life. Quite frankly I didn’t care. All I wanted was him, back at the W. I gave him some bullshit story about how the W was an “exclusive” hotel frequented by high rollers. Before I could finish, he placed his index finger over my mouth and whispered into my ear “take me to the W. Take me to the teddy bears”
October 4th, 2007 at 4:50 am
Hi Sean, (Mr IAMGREAT.NET)
I must admit, I was extremely upset with Mr.X that week. See, if you knew Mr.X like I did, You would undertsand why I had to write that blog.. However, I felt the need to dis-post-that blog,, NOt because of you, but Because a close friend took the time to say “Hey thats really bitchy and makes you look Pitiful”
I must say, I am exceptionally happy that you took the time to publish a blog of mine to your website
So I digress. Hopefully Mr.Webmaster Sir,,,,, you are as human as I am and realize that every once in a while people just rant, and that was me — just ranting. I do really love visiting hotels in my travels =)
On the flip side, if you take the time to read more than just one of my blog posts, you might find more about me that you truly like.
October 4th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
okay sooooo, im still unsure what exactly you two are arguing about. it seems to me you both think a lot of yourselves. and for the other to drag the next down hurts your ego.
Am I right?
i don’t think plastering blogs that are hurtfull and tasteless are smart on either side. maybe post something in which everyone can relate?
anyway, gold toilet paper sounds uncomfortable, i would much rather stick to cheap-o Charmin. Thanx.
November 13th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Wow. Please tell me that Eddie is Jason’s older brother.
Please.
May 26th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
this douchebag seems to haunt all the internets.
you can find his douchiness at eddiestarr.stumbleupon.com, i’m sure he’d love to hear from you again.
i’m pretty sure he’s insane, at the very least he has fucking horrible taste in home decor. he’s currently stalking me on SU…good times.