Archive for the ‘Laffs’ Category

Robot roll call!…

Monday, May 7th, 2007

For my fellow rabid fans of MST3K, I have a special treat for you. You probably already know about it, but Michael J. Nelson and crew have started up a new site called RiffTrax.

I’m stunned that it’s been around this long without my knowledge. Essentially, it’s same guys from the original show… but they lampoon newer movies. They then provide their listeners with the audio tracks of the film for $2.00 a pop. The fans download the tracks, sync them up, and enjoy!

I can’t wait to try it out!

Ludicrous speed, GO!

Friday, May 4th, 2007

This is a really funny place to live.

I seldom have afternoons at home to myself. On the rare occasion that I do, I always observe something tragically out of place in my neighborhood.

The other day I saw the neighbor boy walking down the street holding a dead cat by the tail. My fledgling parental instincts kicked in, and I yelled at the kid to put it down. Within the hour, animal control was there to dispose of the dead kitty. Apparenty, this kid is consistantly up to something nuts, because his parents didn’t seem the least bit surprised.

Today’s comes in the form of a child-molester ice cream van…

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50 shitty bands, 50 state capitals… a scientific study.

Tuesday, April 17th, 2007

This series of blogs is dedicated to Ol’Swerdlow… considering it’s practically his idea entirely.

The capital… every state has one. It’s a widely agreed upon fact that every state capital has far more than it’s fair share of douchebags. Of course, by “widely agreed upon” I mean that someone mentioned it to me once, and I liked how it sounded… but that’s beside the point.
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Hi Ho, Kermit THE Frog here…

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

He was easily my favorite cartoon/muppet character as a kid. He was always civilized, well spoken, and his arms would flail around hilariously when he would spaz out.